Mel

Counsellor

Mel, or “the drug lady” (as the young people call her!), communicates 110% with her face. Wondering how Mel is feeling? Look at her face! Completely no-BS, Mel is a straight-up person, but trruuuuly approachable and truuuuly hydrated (she always carries a water bottle!). Well, duh! Talking makes your mouth dry… and there’s nothing better than a good sip of water to fill an awkward silence. Genius! Other fun facts: Mel can do some sick kickflips, watches Grey’s Anatomy (yes, really, even in 2026!), and can eat the same thing for a very, very long time. These days, it’s tofu souvlaki. We need her recipe!!!